2026 Race Results
Grand Champions:
The Rebel Appliance
Photo by Jonathan Ricardo
Art
1st: Wheely Wonka
2nd: HMS Sea Cow
3rd: SLUG Life
Engineering
1st: Chitty Chitty Bling Bling
2nd: HMS Sea Cow
3rd: Asgard Racing is the Würst
Speed
1st: Lucy (8:49)
2nd: Chitty Chitty Bling Bling (9:05)
3rd: Dragstrip Divas (10:53)
Pageantry
1st: Yeastie Boys
2nd: Dragstrip Divas
3rd: Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse
Best Bribery
1st: Bob Moss & the Happy Little Bees
2nd: Yeastie Boys
3rd: Chitty Chitty Bling Bling
ACE Teams
HMS Sea Cow (12:09)
Astrobunny & the Space Cadets (17:19)
Rocket Ham (14:50)
Asgard Racing is the Wurst (14:33)
Lucy (8:49)
Dragstrip Divas (10:53)
Running on Glory (14:28)
Rebel Appliance (9:50)
Chitty Chitty Bling Bling (9:05)
Sparky the Magnificent (13:07)
Cowbus (13:35)
Kinetic Gyrocopter (14:52)
Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse (16:17)
Coho Cowboys (13:47)
Bounced Forty 9th Glory (18:21)
GrACE Teams
Running on Glory
Mediocre Award
Yeastie Boys
You Clever RasCARL
Wheely Wonka
Best Pit Crew
Rolling Thunder
Champions of Tomorrow
Running on GLory
Monstarr Volunteer
Nevin Mahoney
Racers' Choice
Chitty Chitty Bling Bling
Spectators' Fave
SLUG Life
Spirit of the Glorious Founder
Hobart's Duangels
Judi Bear Award
Asgard Racing is the Würst
One for the Little Guy
Homebase
Never Give Up
Megoosa
Smokin' Across the Water
The Rebel Appliance (21 min)
The Titan
Glory as the Magic School Bus
You Beautiful Fool
Bikin' Fools
Goddess Jen-O Award
CacTIE
They Came From Out of Town
Astrobunny & the Space Cadets
Corvallis dVD-GKC Choice
SLUG Life
Port Townsend Konsortium Choice
HMS Sea Cow
Biggest Splash
Glory as the Magic School Bus
Second to Last
OH Mickey (You're so Fine)
Golden Flipper - H2O
Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse
Golden Flipper - Sand
Megoosa
Golden Dinosaur
Chitty Chitty Bling Bling
6:32 Award
No one! Hooray!
Photos by Jonathan Ricardo
