2023 Race Results
2023 Grand Champions
Trashlantis
Engineering
1st: Team Goddess Racing
2nd: Cowpocalypse
3rd: Biking Pirate
Art
1st: Glorious Gaggle
2nd: The Knights who Say Bee
3rd: May Ham
Speed
1st: Sparky the Kinetic Foster Dog (9:24)
2nd: Cowpocalypse (9:25)
3rd: Live Wrong-ER (9:45)
Pageantry
1st: The Knights who say Bee
2nd: May Ham
3rd: Plan Bee
ACE Award Professors
Cowpocalypse
Team Goddess Racing
Hare Razin' Wabbit
Bear Bones
Udder Nonsense
Sparky the Kinetic Foster Dog
Biking Pirate
Trashlantis
Lot Lizards
Live Wrong-ER
BFG
GrACE Medals
n/a
6:32 Award (First ACE to miss closure Day 1)
n/a
Best Bribe
Bear Bones
Best Pit Crew
Untrained
Best Volunteer (as voted by the Ground Pounders)
Atticus McAllister
Biggest Splash
Spawn of the Dead
Champions of Tomorrow
Early Risers
Corvallis Award
Untrained
Goddess Jen-O Award (the Goddess is inscrutable)
Happy Birthday
Golden Dinosaur (1st to break down AFTER leaving Plaza)
Fowl Play
Golden Flipper - H2O (Best flip in the water)
Grateful Squid
Golden Flipper - Sand (Best flip in sand)
Rat Rod
Immaculate Contraption
Trashlantis
Judi Bear Award
Bear Bones
Klamath Falls Award
Shania Train
Lifetime Achievement Award
Yellow Sub - Chuck Schuler & Randy Forbes
Mediocre Award (For the team that finishes dead middle)
Grateful Squid
Most Improved
Swing Kids
Most Paranormal
May Ham
Never Give Up
Beach Please
One for the Little Guy
Joni Apple Seed Express
Port Townsend Konsortium Choice
Apple Pedalers
Racer’s Choice
Glorious Gaggle
Second to Last
Clockwork Cutlass
Spectator’s Choice
Spawn of the Dead
Spirit of the Glorious Founder
Kattywampus
They Came From Out of Town
Mars Roamer
You Clever Rascal (Best Engineering for a Non-ACE Machine)
The Knights that Say Bee