Memorial Day Weekend May 27, 28, 29, 2017
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Day 1: Saturday May 27
10:00 a.m. to NOON
Teams enter the Arcata Plaza at H St. and 9th St. then circle the square, subjecting themselves to judgement by experts in important Kinetic Categories like Art, Engineering, Safety, Kinetic Thrills, and Safety. Watch the Pageantry and "Brake Test." Then eventually, the Queen will decide it is "NOON," and set off the SIREN.
Once they scramble to their seats, Pilots will speed their sculptures around and around the town square until Rampmeister opens the starting gate, and releases the Kinetic Madness on the road to Glory!
Manila Dunes Community Center Kinetic Festival
NOON to 3:00
Where is it: If you are driving from the Plaza to the Manila Dunes, please take 101 to Eureka, then cross Humboldt Bay on the 255/Samoa Bridges. The Racers will be tying up traffic on the 255 between Arcata and Samoa. Parking is extremely limited. We recommend bicycling.
Kinetic Racing Teams will pit stop and take a quick break at the Community Center's Kinetic Festival, then prepare their sculptures to run on sand before setting off into the dunes toward the roaring Pacific Ocean. The Glorious ocean spry and hard packed sand are a brief treat, for soon they will turn inland through June's Dunes, and onto the inevitable Dead Man's Drop ...
Dead Man's Drop
1:00 to whenever the last team passes
It's a hike either way. Beach Hike: Follow the teams out from the Manila Dunes Fest, over the dunes to the beach, and up the coast for around a mile, then turn inland and try to stay out of the way while the teams navigate the ever shifting, living landscape of the dunes.
Dunes Hike: Alternately, you can bike or drive from Arcata or Manila to the exit of Dead Man's Drop. Park on the side of the 255, and follow the crowd up through the dunes. Some of the best viewing spots are on the trail headed in.
Not so much a sand dune, as a soft sided skyscraper. Teams slog up, sliding backwards the whole time, then gather their wits about them for the white-knuckle ride down the far side. The "Golden Flipper Award" is given to the team which inverts its self most spectacularly under the influence of gravity.
Pro Kinetic Tip: Water & Bug Spray!
Water is wonderful stuff on a hike, and it IS a hike.
Also. in order to prevent small children and pets from being carried away by the legendary Samoa Dunes Mosquitoes, we recommend you arm yourself with some kind of spray, lotion, or full body net suit.
Halvorsen Park Finish Line Party
1:00 until it gets dark
Watch the Kinetic racers scramble across the Day 1 Finish Line after their adventures in the dunes.
See the sculptures up close. Music, food, Beer Garden.
Day 2: Sunday May 28
Teams will enter the Humboldt Bay at the Public Marina (Wharfinger Building) beginning at 10:01 a.m.
Awards are given for Biggest Splash, and Water Flipper.
Eureka Natural Foods
11:00 to 1:00
Teams will pit stop and eat lunch at Eureka Natural Foods on Broadway, then they will head out South Eureka via the Hikshari Trail.
As early as 1:30 to 7:07
The last chance to see Kinetic Sculptures on the course for the day is on Loleta Hill. It's a brutal climb, followed by a fast ride on a winding road down. Park on the opposite side of the road from the teams, and give them some Glory!
Day 3: Memorial Day Monday May 29
Eel River Crossing Under Fernbridge
(Details on this location still to come.)
Finish Line Main Street Ferndale
Beginning as early as 1:00 to 4:37
For just over three hours on one day a year, the corner of Main Street and Brown Street in Ferndale is the best party in the (Kinetic) Universe! Food, drinks, Kinetic Merchandise, and the handcrafted Victorian hamlet of Ferndale.
The racers are exhausted. They are bedraggled and sore, but elated. Some of them are racing to the last moment, trying to make the fastest time. Others are dragged across the Finish Line by their muddy, bloody crews. Why do they do this thing? This insanity that keeps us sane? . . . for the best reason to do anything: For the GLORY!